Friday, July 25, 2014


I've been avoiding sandwich meat since January. It might give me listeriosis, or whatever that terrible food poisoning is called, and it'd be bad for baby.

I've been avoiding soft serve ice cream and milkshakes for the same reason.

You know what I haven't been avoiding?

Raw cookie dough. With raw eggs.

I feel like I shouldn't have deprived myself of sandwiches this whole time.