It's Christmas at the mall.
Some notes for shoppers:
Don't ask me to tell you what Twilight is about unless you are older than 45. However, if you are a 12 year old boy, don't get offended if I ask you if you're wasting my time.
And if you're waiting until the last minute to do your shopping, don't get offended when we're sold out of all the best sellers.
And...here's the big one...if I'm helping someone else, don't interupt me to ask a 'quick question'.